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<title>老是找这么些蹩脚的借口</title>
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<title>和平奖。文学奖给川普，奖励其一小时说一次谎的编故事能力。:-D :-D :-D :-D</title>
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<title>明年诺贝尔文学奖落地：美国福特号航母。鼓励其通过火灾和厕所故障，脱离战争，支持人类和平事业。:-D :-D :-D :-D</title>
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<title>突发，美国太空船厕所坏了，宇航员要享受尿骚了。昨天那位爹滴在舱的，快打电话问问。:-D :-D :-D :-D</title>
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