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太监偷听皇上和娘娘.......

老了 — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:29:15 GMT

Reply by 老了, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 22:29:

有一个新来的太监，他怕自己睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐！又怕坏了皇上和娘娘的好事，于是就自作主张的藏在了床下，谁知第二天被皇上发现了.....................
皇上道：好你个狗奴才在朕的床下呆了几个时辰阿？
太监跪着说：回皇上的话，我在床底下呆了5更天！
皇上：你都听到什么了啊？
太监：一更天你跟娘娘在赏画
皇上：此话怎讲？
太监：听您跟娘娘说，让我看看你的双绣乳峰
皇上：二更天呢？
太监：二更天您好象掉在了地上
皇上：此话怎讲？
太监：听娘娘说，你快上来啊
皇上：三更天呢？
太监：你们好象在吃螃蟹
皇上：此话怎讲？
太监：听您在说把腿擗开
皇上：四更天呢？
太监：四更天，好象您的母亲大人来了
皇上：此话怎讲？
太监：奴才听到娘娘高声好道，哎呀我的妈呀，哎呀我的妈呀
皇上：五更天呢？
太监：您跟娘娘在下象棋
皇上：此话怎讲？
太监：娘娘着急说再来一炮，在来一炮！！！！

我现在胆固醇血压荷尔蒙一路飙升...感觉象被人YY了...

能不能有一点建设性?? — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:49:29 GMT

Reply by 能不能有一点建设性??, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 21:49:

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黄段子好啊

好啊 — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:46:22 GMT

Reply by 好啊, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 15:46:

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根据我大学同班的亲身经历，在做circumcision的时候要吃类似的东西...

wolf — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:00:22 GMT

Reply by wolf, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 11:00:

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多么有责任心的男人，我都感动了

aeiou — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:52:47 GMT

Reply by aeiou, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 10:52:

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这都哪跟哪了，天那

abc — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:47:06 GMT

Reply by abc, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 10:47:

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就是，我说怎么男人身上还产保胎药呢

wolf — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:46:45 GMT

Reply by wolf, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 10:46:

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黄体酮是由卵巢黄体分泌的一种天然孕激素，在体内黄体酮对雌激素激发过的子宫内膜有显著形态等影响，黄体酮为维持妊娠所必需。

孙悟空 — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:41:05 GMT

Reply by 孙悟空, Wednesday, February 24, 2010, 10:41:

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那黄体酮是什么?

咱们能不能阳光一点?? — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:45:15 GMT

Reply by 咱们能不能阳光一点??, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 23:45:

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这个都不知道，意淫者也

50后 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:40:06 GMT

Reply by 50后, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 23:40:

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什么是YY?脑子都想碎了还没想出来.我还以为我们80后是网上的主流,这一会儿就变成

非主流 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:10:58 GMT

Reply by 非主流, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 23:10:

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真正长的好看的大叔都装酷了,就剩一些猥琐男...

寂寞暴走 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:02:25 GMT

Reply by 寂寞暴走, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 23:02:

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现代人都把无耻当成有型了...

那些色情狂魔 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:57:16 GMT

Reply by 那些色情狂魔, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 22:57:

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赞同你的说法。敢打赌，那个80是冒充的。真正的80后不至于这么没出息

123 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:46:01 GMT

Reply by 123, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 21:46:

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你怎么那么肯定？

孙悟空 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:39:43 GMT

Reply by 孙悟空, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 16:39:

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80女们就靠这YY啊？

就这出息 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:07:38 GMT

Reply by 就这出息, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 16:07:

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你肯定也是被谴责对象？

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:05:25 GMT

Reply by ！, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 16:05:

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不正中下怀吗？偷偷的美去吧

！！ — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:04:09 GMT

Reply by ！！, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 16:04:

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看来要研习一下欣赏美女的方法了。

aeiou — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:01:40 GMT

Reply by aeiou, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 16:01:

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这种大叔。。应该谴责！

孙悟空 — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:37:27 GMT

Reply by 孙悟空, Tuesday, February 23, 2010, 15:37:

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