给论坛男人的两点建议: 1。名花有主的女人不要碰。小城地方小,嘴杂,一夜之间便能搞得满城风雨,如果还想在此混日子的话,记住人言可畏。图了一时的激情,最后收不了场,尴尬! 2。股票不要碰。市场太复杂,变化太快。一不小心套住,当心后院起火,家里鸡飞狗跳,头痛! (水城百事)
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好建议啊。多谢多谢。
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一不小心掉在花丛中怎么办?
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当心被蜜蜂蛰!
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3. 不要把灯泡放进嘴里.
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这是啥意思,没看懂?
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Here is bulb joke.
Among friends spread a "myth",to you can put a light bulb all the way in your mouth,but you can't take it back out.
After a great deal of alcohol,the spirit of discovery burnst into flames in the guys,and one of them stuffed a bulb into his mouth,and they realised soon,to the bulb really doesn't want to come out! It was funny for a while,but after a half an hour,they got frightened,so they took a taxi and took the crazy guy to the ER.The taxi driver laughed,he couldn't image why they're unable to pull out the bulb.
In the ER the doctors sprained the guy's jaws,they could take the bulb back out from his mouth only that way.
The ending with a bang of that story,to after a few hours that taxi driver,who laughed at the guys had been took to ER - with a bulb in his mouth! ;D
Are you scared of stocks? Your first suggestion is great and true.Stocks are investment, not speculative. If you are a speculator, you are a loser most time.
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股市大涨大跌,心里承受能力差的真受不了
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只要不贪,有节制,还是可以做的。
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