Linear大家818 刚来加拿大时，说英语闹的笑话。比如说，我老婆刚来时，我们逛超市，她看到cabbage 便宜，大声说;‘老公，那么多garbage，我们多买些garbage回家。’我晕！ (水城百事)
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哈哈，不错，我以前老板东南亚的，告诉秘书：fuck this shit!, 听了半天实际上是fax this sheet.
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我朋友去shoppers drug mart买lotion, 她问售货小姐有没有location卖？
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一个老农去买避孕套，但到商店后忘了叫什么，想了半天，悄悄的问售货员小姐，有没有装JB的塑料袋买？
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一个老农坐bus,生怕错过站，告诉女售票员，我到高潮村下车，别忘了提醒，每到一站老农就说一下，女售票员急了：叫什么叫，到高潮我自然会叫的。
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农村大嫂到县城卖鸡蛋，被一暴徒强暴后逃离，大嫂一个翻身，拍去尘土：“好大的事？我还以为来抢鸡蛋的”
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我也来秀秀英语。 .
我也来秀秀英语。
1.You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁?
2.We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
3.people moumtain people sea 人山人海
4.Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
5.Know is know, no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知
6. As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
9. Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子
10. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
11.Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
12.Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 13.If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
14. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
1. love who who 爱谁谁
2. watch sister 表妹
3. no three no four 不三不四
4. you me you me 彼此彼此
5. you give me stop! 你给我站住！
6. American Chinese not enough 美中不足
7. you don't bird me, I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
8. I will give you some color to see see! 我要给你点颜色看看!
you try try see！你试试看！
9. I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大今年25。
10. 雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you. 800块，吃你的，住你的。
11. do morning f*** 做早操:
do class between f*** 做课间操
12. King who is f***ing is the son of King who has f***ed. 金正日是金日成的儿子。
要大声绘声绘色的读出来才搞笑
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还说呢，去老板家，对着他家大房子的三个garage大声说到，哇三个garbage
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这个比较牛
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