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北京处处有高人,那天载我的TAXI司机告诉我,自己国安内退的,原是职业杀手,上面密令下来,拿假护照,领假美金,带杀器,即亡命天涯。某次,去越南行刺,被对方特务以AK47打残左腿,侥幸得逃,从此内退,月抚恤金3万元人民币。我问:“那还开TAXI干啥?”,答曰:“开着好玩,而且我还有特殊任务!” (水城百事)

by 善羊羊, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 11:40

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不识相

by 寡言者高人, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 11:44 @ 善羊羊

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有没有出租司机告诉你,他原来是外星人,月薪1亿宇宙币,来北京执行任务的?外地人进了京城,大概是像华西村的人进了多伦多的感觉吧?

by 我也是外星人, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 11:47 @ 善羊羊

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发现街上开了无数的沙县小吃,不知道什么背景,没敢进去:-)

by 喜羊羊, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 12:01 @ 善羊羊

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人民只剩下意淫的自由

by 无语, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 12:54 @ 喜羊羊

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这个我也发现了,特别是在去慕田峪长城的路上和慕田峪长城那块

by 淡淡的兰花, Thursday, October 13, 2011, 12:59 @ 喜羊羊

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你还真信他,这就是北京人!

by 百事通A, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 15:45 @ 善羊羊

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我同学就是国安的,有好几种身份,但不刺激,最多的就是跟踪,想知道更多内幕我这还有。

by kkk, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 16:16 @ 善羊羊

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你这个同学离被开不远了。我们同系同级同学进国安后彻底失踪,老同学一概没有联系

by 呵呵, Thursday, October 13, 2011, 18:26 @ kkk

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领‘假美金’有点搞笑,是不是诚心让别人发现呢?

by 路人乙, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 20:11 @ 善羊羊

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司机同志没喝酒吧,特务拿AK47不碍眼呢?哈哈,总觉得这司机的话不靠谱

by 路人乙, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 20:13 @ 善羊羊

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真正训练有素的安全局的人,退了也不会这么吹嘘的。那家伙故事听多了信口开河

by 你也信, Wednesday, October 12, 2011, 22:13 @ 善羊羊

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战线拉的很长

by 不好说, Thursday, October 13, 2011, 12:11 @ 你也信

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世界失去联想,将会怎样;-)

by fruit, Thursday, October 13, 2011, 21:05 @ 善羊羊

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DELL和HP将做的更大

by ;-), Thursday, October 13, 2011, 22:15 @ fruit

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